PAPA SQUATCH "Polar Pink"

Happy New Year! The first release of 2024 is a toy/print combo - PAPA SQUATCH “Polar Pink” + a signed and numbered 8x8 inch print of my recently finished oil painting “The One Who Walks Beyond.” I’m making this one a super limited pre-order because I’m hand casting the horns myself, and each Papa Squatch has to be carefully customized in order to allow for the horns to articulate properly. Not to mention, the paint job is a bit more involved and requires a few more layers of paint than some of my previous versions. Also, I’ve just decided that I want to bring pre-orders back in general this year, especially now that I have lots of vinyl in stock, so there’s no chance of any unforeseen factory delays. I should be able to get these shipped out by the end of January, early February at the latest.

This guy stands at a hulking 13 inches tall with 10 points of articulation. Pulled in white soft vinyl and painted with Vinyl Wonder toy paints. Bonus mushroom toy and toejam token are also included. $350 + shipping. Pre-order opens 1/6/24 at 12:00 PM Eastern Time and closes whenever I decide to close it. I’ll probably cap it at 10, but who knows. We’ll see how I feel in a couple days. You can pre-order yours by CLICKING HERE at the above mentioned time. Thank you!

ABBA ZABA Premiere Pre-Order

I'm proud to present the premiere release of my newest soft vinyl toy from the Squatchland series, Abba Zaba the magical Orang Pendek! This pre-order will be open through the end of the month to allow time for everyone waiting for payday to come. I like to try and be as accommodating as possible when selling my art. These are toys, and they're supposed to be fun, not anxiety inducing! 

This premiere release includes a 4 inch tall Abba Zaba soft vinyl toy with alternate mushroom hat, bonus mushroom log, Toejam token, and volume 2 of the Squatchland Times zine "Abba edition" exclusively available through this premiere pre-order only - $77 + shipping for all that righteousness. Because this is a pre-order, please allow a couple months for me to get everything painted and ready to ship. Thanks for your support!

HALLOWEEN SPOOKY SQUATCH

The ghost of Sasquatch beckons you, and just in time for Halloween! This will be the first blank release of Papa Squatch, dropping this Saturday 10/15/22/ at 12 Noon eastern time.. Pulled in clear soft vinyl, the spooky Squatch playset will be $120 + shipping.

• Playset includes: Giant size Papa Squatch toy with blinky blue doll eyes / Alternate owl’s nest hat / Crag Gnome finger puppet / Bonus mushroom and log accessories

• Size: 14 inch with wizard hat / 13 inch with nest

• Articulation: 8 points

• Material: Clear soft vinyl

• Designed, sculpted, produced by Wonder Goblin, LLC © 2022

PAPA SQUATCH Premiere 8/13/22

I’m excited to announce the premiere release of my latest figure, Papa Squatch! We’ll be starting off with an official “Deluxe Set” run of 40, which is larger than usual for me. Price will be $180 + shipping. The shop drop will take place Saturday 8/13/22/ at 12 Noon eastern time.

• Deluxe set includes: Giant size Papa Squatch toy with sleeping doll eyes / Alternate wizard hat / Bonus mushroom toy / Log accessories / Volume 1 of the Squatchland Times zine.

• Size: 13 inch with nest / 14 inch with wizard hat

• Articulation: 8 points

• Material: Brown soft vinyl

• Made in USA

• Painted by Mr. Goblin

• Designed, sculpted, produced by Wonder Goblin, LLC © 2022

Papa Squatch, protector of the forest and the humble guide of the Squatchlanders. He takes pleasure in simple things, such as long walks through the woods and caring for animals. He doesn’t talk much, but understands many languages of forest creatures. Papa Squatch isn’t much for bathing, which results in a pungent stench that carries for miles. Nevertheless, his hair is always immaculate. This is mostly due to the grooming habits employed by the animals that live within his fur. His diet consists primarily of berries, nuts, seeds, roots, wild mushrooms, leafy greens, and moonlight soup. Papa Squatch wanders not only Earth, but also the multiverse with his mastery of pandimensional magic. His passion lies in traversing across the universe and visiting planets with a rich and diverse animal population, but if other bipedal creatures turn up, he’s quick to disappear. He is known by many names throughout the cosmos:
* Sésquac aka Sasquatch (Wild Man)
* Wudu Wasa (Orphan of the Woods)
* Ganga Utan (The One Who Walks Beyond)
* Valiris (Lord of Rainbows)
* The Vendarian (The Rainbow Guardian)
* Bigfoot (Biggest of all Feets)